Funny WhatsApp Status Quotes

1. I Wonder What Happens When Doctor's Wife Eats An Apple A Day...

2. Life is Short - Chat Fast!

3. Doing nothing is a very hard thing to do…you never know when to finish.

4. People that Change Love status after 30 Sec... GF is the Reason...

5. A book-store is only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.

6. My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death..!!

7. Mosquitos are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood.

8. If College has taught us anything, it's texting without looking :)

9. The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary.

10. Light travels faster than sound…that's why people appear bright until they speak

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13. I love my job only when I'm on vacation.

14. 80% of boys have girlfriends. The rest 20% are having a brain.

15. Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.

16. I want someone to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.

17. The most powerful words other than I LOVE YOU is "Salary is Credited".

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19. My bed is always extra comfortable when I need to get out of it in the morning.

20. I hate people who steal my ideas before I think of them.

21. I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat.

22. You can never buy Love...But still, you have to pay for it…

23. Whoever says "Good Morning" on Monday's deserves to get slapped.

24. C.L.A.S.S- come late and start sleeping

25. Running away does not help you with your problems unless you are fat.

26. If time does not wait for you, don't worry. Just remove the battery from the clock and enjoy life.

27. Try to say the letter M without your lips touching.

28. If common sense is so common why are there so many people without it??

29. I'm just having an allergic reaction to the universe.

30. I used to like my neighbors until they put a password on their Wi-Fi...

Best WhatsApp Status Quotes for You

1. I didn't change, I just grew up. You should try it once.

2. I love buying new things but I hate spending money.

3. I'm not arguing, I'm simply tried to explaining why I'm Right.

4. I'm jealous of my parents, I'll never have a kid as cool as theirs.

5. I don't have an attitude problem, I just have a personality that you can't handle.

6. We all are born to die, don't feel more special than me.

7. I hate math, but I love counting money.

8. Life is too short. Don't waste it reading my WhatsApp status….

9. The Earth without "Art" is just "Eh".

10. I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes CLOSED

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15. God is creative, I mean ..just look at me.

16. I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.

17. Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.

18. I don't care what people think or say about me, I was not born on this earth to please everybody.

19. I stopped fighting with my inner demons. We are on the same side now.

20. Dear Math, please grow up and solve your problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.

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23. I don't need a hairstylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.

24. Yesterday I did nothing and today I'm finishing what I did yesterday.

25. I'm in desperate need of a 6-month vacation… twice a year.

26. I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.

27. I need Google in my brain.

28. I like to hang out with people that make me forget to look at my phone.

29. I've found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money so that I can buy the ingredients?

30. I started with nothing and I still have most of it.

Brother And Sister Love Quotes

• “Brothers and sisters separated by distance joined by love.” – Chuck Danes
• It leaves a smile on my face when I think of those trifling fights we used to have and and then suddenly made up. The memories may fade away with passing time but the love we share will only grow.” – Unknown
• “As you baby brother I will make believe with you, play dress up with you, let you be a princess, tell stories in the dark, and always be your friend. As your little sister I will build forts with you, shoot hoops wit you, let you teach me to skip rocks, tell stories in the dark, and always be your friend.” – Unknown
• “I think people that have a brother or sister don’t realize how lucky they are. Sure, they fight a lot, but to know that there’s always somebody there, somebody that’s family.” – Trey Parker & Matt Stone
• “The greatest gift our parents gave us was each other.” – Unknown
• “What sets sisters apart from brothers and also from friends is a very intimate mashing of heart, soul and the mystical cords of memory.” – Carol Saline
• “Sisters and brothers just happen, we don’t get to choose them, but they become one of our most cherished relationships.” – Wes Adamson
• “If you have a brother or sister, tell them you love them every day – that’s the most beautiful thing. I told my sister how much I loved her every day. That’s the only reason I’m OK right now.” – Amaury Nolasco

Funny Brother And Sister Quotes

• “My brother has the best sister in the world.” – Unknown
• “You and I are brother and sister forever. Always remember that if you fall I will pick you up. As soon as I finish laughing.” – Unknown
• “I know it’s a cliché, but the whole family is just whacked. I mean, we’re all out of our minds. They’re the funniest, most eccentric bizarre people I’ve ever met, my siblings.” – Dana Carvey
• “The family. We are a strange little band of characters trudging through life sharing diseases and toothpaste, coveting one another’s desserts, hiding shampoo, borrowing money, locking each other out of our rooms and trying to figure out the common thread that bound us all together.” – Erma Bombeck
• “Brothers are just born to bother sisters.” – Unknown
• “Admit it: we always eat and drink slower than our brother or sister so that we can tease them at the end when we’re the only one with any left.” – Unknown
• “Some relationships are like Tom and Jerry: They tease each other, knock down each other, irritate each other, but can’t live without each other!” – Unknown
• “We may look old and wish to the outside world, but to each other, we are still in junior school.” – Charlotte Gray