Funny Brother And Sister Quotes

• “My brother has the best sister in the world.” – Unknown
• “You and I are brother and sister forever. Always remember that if you fall I will pick you up. As soon as I finish laughing.” – Unknown
• “I know it’s a cliché, but the whole family is just whacked. I mean, we’re all out of our minds. They’re the funniest, most eccentric bizarre people I’ve ever met, my siblings.” – Dana Carvey
• “The family. We are a strange little band of characters trudging through life sharing diseases and toothpaste, coveting one another’s desserts, hiding shampoo, borrowing money, locking each other out of our rooms and trying to figure out the common thread that bound us all together.” – Erma Bombeck
• “Brothers are just born to bother sisters.” – Unknown
• “Admit it: we always eat and drink slower than our brother or sister so that we can tease them at the end when we’re the only one with any left.” – Unknown
• “Some relationships are like Tom and Jerry: They tease each other, knock down each other, irritate each other, but can’t live without each other!” – Unknown
• “We may look old and wish to the outside world, but to each other, we are still in junior school.” – Charlotte Gray